I just read in the New York Times that kids are using Facebook! But Facebook says you're supposed to be, like, 13. So, some kids are even [gulp] lying about their age!
Says one concerned person: “It’s lying — and about age,” Ms. Kaune said. “What happens when they want to drink beer?”
Uh, last time I checked, when you want you're underage, you lie about your age and drink beer. Actually, you don't lie about your age until you want to buy beer. Kids still do that, right? I hope so.
Is that really this parent's fear? That her son will drink a beer before his 21st birthday?
The only think I celebrated on my 21st birthday was no having to use my excellent fake ID.
You know, it's one thing to have an absurdly high 21-year-old drinking age for beer. It's another to think that these prohibition laws somehow make sense.
Beer, weed, crack, shooting up heroin: the slippery slope starts with 11-year-olds on facebook! Stop them before it's too late!!