So in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Maricopa County, Arizona, they send in a tank and the SWAT team to bust a guy -- a guy with no history of owning weapons -- for cockfighting. A scared neighbor said, “When the tank came in and pushed the wall over and you see what's in there, and all it is, is a bunch of chickens.” The birds needed to be saved. So we killed them. 115 birds were "euthanized on the spot." Isn't that what we used to do in Vietnam?
"We're going to err on the side of caution. We're going to make sure that we have the appropriate amount of force in case we do run into anything like [an armed suspect]," said Sgt. Jesse Spurgin. Wow. What a man. It's amazing he can even take a leak without sh*tting his pants in fear.
But such use of force has become standard operating procedure in policing much of our free republic (especially the parts where blacks and hispanics live).
So what's the icing on cake? The cherry on the sundae? The kicker? Guess who is riding in the tank (which I will christen the M.V. Chicken Killer)?
None other than actor Steven Seagal. For real.