Hey Republicans... you know why "treason" matters more than other insults? Because the Constitution mentions treason seven times, you want every idiot to be able to carry a gun, and treason is usually punishable by execution. But what do I know? I'm just another "lib".
I wonder what Karl Rove would say? Oh... I guess Karl is getting soft. Uh, no, he's not. When Karl Rove is considered left wing, it's a sign of the coming apocalypse. God help us!
Speaking of God, I'd fully support Texas secession. And I hope they take Arizona with them. And then pray. I'm sure that's what your intolerant old-testament hate-filled Jesus would do. Right after pissing on all those illegal immigrants not raping your daughters.
[I know those last two lines don't make sense. That's my point. But when I'm in doubt, I just think: WWYIOTHFJD.]