#6. "Well, $500,000 a Year Might Sound Like a Lot, but I'm Hardly Rich."
#5. "Hey, I Worked Hard to Get What I Have!"
#4. "If I Can Do It, So Can You!"
#3. "You're Just Jealous Because I Made It and You Didn't!"
#2. "You Shouldn't Be Punishing the Very People Who Make This Country Work!"
#1. "Stop Asking for Handouts! I Never Got Help from Anybody!"
For the long and thoughtful explanations of each, go to cracked.com.
[thanks to somebody for liking this on facebook]