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Officer Pete says (rule 1):

Always keep your hands where I can see them. [All the rules of “Officer Pete says” can be seen here. Got any to add? Please do so in a comment!]

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Officer Pete says (rule 5):

When I ask you where you live, give me a proper address with a street and a number. Don’t just say, “around the corner.”

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Officer Pete says (rule 8):

Don’t be surprised when I think you’re lying, most likely you are. If you must lie, at least make it convincing. If you’re not convincing, at least be entertaining. If you are neither entertaining or convincing or telling the truth, it is best to say nothing at all.